Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just
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Explaining Fanbabe Chat to the Boy: Muthafucking Snake Euphemisms
- Me: So Sytherine threw a hissy fit (pun intended) and hid a muthafucking snake in a hole under the school... so we were suggesting that's maybe what Volde was doing when he opened the chamber first time around.
- Me: He renovated the girls' lav, and let the snake out.
- Me: Which Fran said sounded like a euphemism... letting the snake out...
- Sean: Maybe that's why she's called Moaning Myrtle...
- Me: OMG
- Me: I mean, she was petrified at the sight of his snake...